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Topic: Ounce

Related:
  Pounds Ounces    Gold Ounces  
  OUNCES PER GALLON    Grams Ounces  
  Ounce of Silver    Conversion Table Ounces Grams  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny,  Martha Stewart
Appearance:Beautiful
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Bad point(s):Devious
Currently has on their coffee table:Cup of coffee,  Food & Wine magazine
Favorite food(s):Pumpkin soup,  Anything with tomato sauce,  Anything with salt
Favorite book(s):"Art of War" by Sun Tzu
"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish
Favorite drink(s):Coffee,  Orange Juice,  Bourbon
Worst habit(s):Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The food intake is limited to one or two ounces per scheduled meal immediately after surgery so that the stomach can heal properly.
She was good size weighing 2 pounds 15 ounces and 16 inches long.
The patients who are using it especially like that they need only drink one to two ounces per day of the natural cranberry flavored Seasilver to get their daily nutritional needs.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Twelve ounces of prime strip steak rubbed with our chef's choice of seasonings and brushed with a mouth-watering Jamaican run grill glaze.
Just mix eight ounces of sour cream with two ounces of prepared horseradish and add a half teaspoon of freshly chopped parsley.
Eight ounces of our Fresh Lump Crabmeat baked in our Garlic Butter Wine Sauce.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Two ounces of aloe vera gel kept the plasma vitamin E concentration higher in 11 subjects for up to 24 hours, much better than the control group that received no aloe vera.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Add 16 ounces of rubbing alcohol available at drug stores, or denatured alcohol sold in hardware stores.
About 7 ounces of raw coconut daily would contain 24 grams of lauric acid.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

It is better that we drink 4-6 ounces of water every hour than to load up on water a couple of time every day.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Ounces in two color tube, in a 5 color paper box, packaged in a 12 unit display carton.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Two to three ounces of a substance believed to be crack cocaine was seized.
 
 
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