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Topic: Ovarian

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts, Skin, Lungs

Personality:

Depressive, Easily addicted

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Interest(s):

Sex education

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia, Cloning themselves

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Infected with HIV

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana, Drinking, Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Ovarian Cancer Awareness Message Ovarian cancer must be considered in cases of otherwise unexplained pelvic, abdominal and gastrointestinal disorders.
He is also examining women with and without family histories of ovarian cancer to define any specific abnormalities in the OSE that could lead to a high risk of developing ovarian cancer.
The SAG is concerned that women that have been diagnosed with ovarian cancer are waiting too long for surgery.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Ovarian Cancer SPOREs are participating in a screening trial to test the efficacy of obtaining periodic CA 125 values and to determine if this screening method, along with transvaginal ultrasounds, is effective for early detection in women at high risk for ovarian cancer.
Ovarian cancer may be difficult to diagnose both because symptoms are vague and easily confused with other diseases, and because there is no reliable, simple to administer screening tool.
Ovarian Cancer Risk Advisory Centre This clinic aims to offer specific personal advice to women concerned about their risk of developing ovarian cancer.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

In ovarian cancer and some variants of endometrial cancer, we need to think more critically about treatment strategies in which radiation therapy is used in novel ways that might be more effective and with less toxicity.
Ovarian cancer cells nurtured in microgravity conditions are three-dimensional, much closer in true size and form to natural tumor cells found in cancer patients.
Ovarian cancer offers an optimal model system for investigating immunosuppressive factors induced by the tumor or even by immune cells.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

If Ovarian Cancer is suspected there are a number of tests that can be performed to help the doctor decide whether symptoms are due to Ovarian Cancer or to other causes.
Ovarian cancer is very treatable when it is detected early, but the vast majority of cases are not diagnosed until it is too late.
Ovarian cysts are examples of other growths that can occur on the ovaries.

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