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Topic: PA Turnpike

Related:
  Turnpike    PA  
  PA State    Harrisburg PA  
  College PA    PA system  
  PA School    York PA  
  New Jersey Turnpike    West Chester PA  
  Washington PA    NJ Turnpike  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wiretap kit
Most admires:Tupac Shakur,  Cleopatra
Dream job(s):Porn star
Favorite TV show(s):Strangers with Candy
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Interest(s):Community Theatre,  Voyeurism
Favorite computer game(s):Super Mario World,  Myst
Likes to wear:Panties,  Chicken suit
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading
Listens to:Radiohead,  U2,  The Spice Girls
Worst habit(s):Showing off,  Driving too fast,  Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

From The PA Turnpike east of Harrisburg & Lancaster Take Exit 19 at Harrisburg and follow SR 283 east to US 30 in Lancaster.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Turnpike Take NJ Turnpike to PA Turnpike to Exit 358.
Awesome Victorian splendor located two miles from the PA Turnpike at Exit 5 and just 20 minutes from downtown Pittsburgh.
PA Turnpike (Exit 19): Continue straight ahead for approximately one-half mile.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Take PA Turnpike to Valley Forge Exit 24 to the US-202 NORTH exit, exit number 26B, towards KING OF PRUSSIA.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

From Pa Turnpike Exit 5 Allegheny Valley: Turn right toward Pittsburgh.
 
 
 User Talk
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elizabeth
2004-11-08 17:52:07
are they going to go on strike i have heard that they are not being treated fair and they are only asking for what they are suppose to get they need the same benifits like th ehigher ups and they have to feed there familys too dont you think that is only fair people realyy dont know what they go thought in a day people think the job is an easy one they put up with alot of shit all day long
From:
Marge
2005-02-12 04:59:05
What is the best exit to go to thomasville?
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