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Topic: Personal Web Page

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Education:

College

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The University personal Web pages service is made available through the use of public funds which are provided for educational purposes.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

It is my hope that the pages on this little web site will help to speed the application of this technology for the benefit of the entire personal computing industry.
User's personal Web pages shall be removed from the server no later than one semester after User leaves the University.
Web Pages: Our department permits you to have a personal web page to learn about web development.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Personal Web Pages At at Net Check out the free web page hosting services offered.
S ecured web pages can be used to collect credit card or other personal information from your customers.
It is hidden in the multitude of web sites and personal web pages linked to their sites as part of their Associates or Referrals Program!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Personal paging web pages can be generated from templates automatically or custom web pages can be used to send messages to paging devices.
Personal or departmental home pages can be placed on the CMS Web server.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Personal web pages are limited to 5 Megabytes of web server disk space.
PERSONAL WEB PAGES Most ISPs provide 10Mb or so of free personal web space so that you can have a home page.
Personal web pages can also be used to inform prospective employers about your availability, job skills, and career goals.

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