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Topic: Software Web Page

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Our server software is optimised to deliver your web pages blazingly fast, with the latest versions of apache and perl.
The server software is optimised to deliver your web pages blazingly fast, with the latest versions of apache and perl.
Web server software runs on the web server machine and services requests for web pages from the web browser on a user's workstation.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

These pages are full of links to free software and thousands of links to places on the World Wide Web offering free advertising.
Software such as Web Position Gold has been designed to help webmasters optimise their web pages to suit each search engine.
The software used to view the millions of online pages and navigate the Web is called an Internet Web browser.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web pages are hosted free of charge, and authoring and publishing software tools are incorporated in most word processors and browser applications.
Web-enabled software allowing the data collection and control of your process using the internet or via Web Browser pages on a local intranet.
Web pages are designed with Macromedia Dreamweaver software, the industry standard for cross-browser reliability.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

A server is a computer with a software program set up for serving web pages to a user on the same computer or another computer.
Introduction Web pages can be made with any modern word processor software, or you can use more specialized software specifically for web page editing.
Most software vendors have web pages which include product information and documentation.

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