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Topic: Paid Surveys

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Penis

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist, WWF magazine, Entertainment Weekly

Dream job(s):

Private Detective, Mail carrier

Favorite activity(s):

Working, Taking IQ tests, Stamp collecting

Interest(s):

Sex education, Economics, Politics

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Listens to:

Backstreet Boys

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"A friend in need is a friend indeed"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Surveys and development approvals are underway and being paid for by sellers.
Both surveys utilized a combination of volunteer field assistance and a paid field crew.
Surveys have revealed that between 80 percent and 95 percent of all Thai men over the age of 21 have paid for sex with a prostitute.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Completed surveys can be returned to the reply paid mailing address on the final page of the questionnaire.
Get paid to take surveys and even get entered into a drawing for 1 grand just for signing up.
We paid attention to your feedback and read the surveys that we received.

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