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Topic: Paint Shop

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Digital camera

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Photography

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, The Sims

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Teacher

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Paint Shop Pro users group Pages and pages of Tutorials web design sets and graphics.
Paint Shop Pro - Create and optimize Web graphics with built-in Web tools and artistic drawing and text tools.
Paint Shop Pro 7 is a fantastic graphic program that combines both vector and raster tools.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

In Paint Shop Pro 7 the first tab of the tool palette sets the brush tip shape and other options.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The Paint Shop Pro Users Group has experienced a need to expand to a second Web hosting account.
Paint Shop Pro is available as a free demonstration package for a period of 30 days and can be downloaded from this link.
Open Paint Shop Pro 7 You can save the images below or use your own.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Paint Shop Pro allows you to edit images on a pixel-by-pixel level or by applying transformations to a region or an entire image.
Paint Shop Pro is excellent at taking a 24 bit color BMP and "loading a palette" into it to convert it to the proper RLE format.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Paint Shop Pro Adobe Photoshop LE Winzip These are links to Paint Shop and Photoshop.
Paint Shop Pro is available as a shareware download and is one of the top packages from producing high quality images for use on your web site.
Paint Shop Pro is an award-winning image-editing tool that offers a robust set of painting and drawing tools and support for more than 40 image formats.

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