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Topic: Pants

Related:
  Sweat Pants    Leather Pants  
  DRESS PANTS    Khaki pants  
  Tight Pants    Baggy Pants  
  Capri Pants    Womens Pants  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara,  All cheerleaders
Favorite possession(s):Bikini,  Baseball cap,  Lingerie
Appearance:Overweight
People talk about their ..:Fashion sense
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite body part(s):Ass
Interest(s):Voyeurism
Likes to wear:Tank tops,  Leather jacket,  Banana Republic
Listens to:Blink 182
Ultimate fantasy(s):Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters,  Cross-dressing for a day
Worst habit(s):Showing off
Favorite quote(s):"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Pants that sag below the waistline.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The pants were tight and fit her body snugly, and Mulder thought he might die just watching her gently shake her hips from side to side as she wriggled them off.
Bart's pants were down around his ankles as he hung from the hoop in what looks like a diaper?
Pants are tucked into calfskin or kid boots that are so tight that they must be soaked in water and grease before being worn the first time.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Pants were grey, with purple stockings.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

His buckskin pants were soaked in the blood that dripped from his upper body.
My pants were soaked in spots from my sticky ooze.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Pants are mesh-lined with contrasting color side panels and ankle zips.
The pants were like plus fours or knickers as we call them, and had an elastic band at the bottom which fitted just below the knee and were hellish contraptions.
Pants are to be worn on the hips and belts are to be tucked in at the belt loops.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Pants are particularly suited to a northern climate and to horsemen which places the logical origin on the steppes or prairies of Eastern Europe, or Ukraine.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The pants are made from abrasion resistant Du Pont Cordura.
 
 
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