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Topic: Sweat Pants

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara, All cheerleaders, Laurel & Hardy

Favorite possession(s):

Bikini, Baseball cap, Lingerie

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Favorite TV show(s):

The Simpsons

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Likes to wear:

Tank tops, Skater clothes, Leather jacket

Favorite movie(s):

The Three Stooges

Favorite sport(s):

Running, Volleyball

Listens to:

Blink 182

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

She is dressed in sweat pants and sweat shirt, having changed into comfy clothes after our dinner.
Wear comfortable pants, sweats or shorts and bring a towel.
Her sweat pants came down easily, taking her panties with them.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The sweat pants should fit him okay, I guess.
Sweat pants and a t-shirt work nicely.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Sweat Pants and Jackets Ruthie purchased 14 pairs of green, nylon sweat pants which match our jackets at Costco.
Sweat-pants/shorts and plastic pants/shorts may not be worn during any portion of the class.
Sweat pants and shirts over shorts is ideal and comfortable.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Alan was wearing a grey sweat suit and I could see that his pants were beginning to bulge in the cock area.

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