Ask the Brain The World's First Computer-Generated Encyclopedia Computer Generated Encyclopaedia

 Ask the Brain! :)
Ok "Brain", what's the deal with ?
 
   In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  
 
 
 

Topic: Staff Paper

Related:
  Staff    Paper  
  White Paper    Research Paper  
  Paper copies    Staff Development  
  Free Paper    Paper Size  
  Paper Bag    Paper Products  
  Pulp and Paper    Paper Industry  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Economist
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Banker,  CEO
Education:College,  Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Working
Interest(s):Business,  Computers,  English
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

None of the papers are sold commercially and their staff relies solely on the state salary they receive to survive.
All staff members are paid through the paper's advertising revenue.
Staff publish extensively and have won several prestigious international awards and honours for their papers over many years.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The majority of papers were by academic staff who percieved some problem with their courses and did something using computers to address it.
The office is manned by a staff of dedicated volunteers that are presently working to convert the huge files of papers and photos to computer format for easier access.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The staff of the National Wetlands Inventory Center have published numerous reports and technical papers dealing with many facets of wetland ecology and wetland enumeration.
The staff of the National Wetlands Inventory have published numerous reports and technical papers dealing with many facets of wetland ecology and wetland enumeration.
ICRI staff drafted white papers summarizing Indiana statutes which provide authority to use dispute resolution processes and published the papers on the ICRI website.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Excluded are papers of staff scientists at Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory or Lawrence Livermore Laboratory without appointments in teaching/research units on the Berkeley campus.
Academic staff regularly present their research findings at national and international conferences and submit their papers to educational journals.
Initially the papers were mainly from staff and visitors working at the laboratory, but it has gradually evolved into a respected and successful international journal of marine science.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

MCCs are reluctant to pay for CEOs or AEA staff to travel significant distances to transport an offender arrested on a breach warrant to the MCC which holds the papers.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Name:


Protection code:

 
 
 Pass this on!
Your friends really should know a little more about Staff Paper, don't you think?

Your Name:
Friend's Email1: eg. friend1@hotmail.com
Friend's Email2: (optional)
Friend's Email3: (optional)
Friend's Email4: (optional)
Friend's Email5: (optional)
 
 
Contact Us | What is AskTheBrain? | Terms and Conditions
Feel free to link to this page.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.
Copyright Rapid Intelligence 2003. All Rights Reserved.