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Topic: Parent Teacher

Related:
  Parents    Parent Teacher Organization  
  Parent Education    School Teacher  
  Teacher Resources    Teachers and Students  
  Parent Teacher Conferences    Parent Child  
  Parent Teacher Association    Teacher Education  
  Teachers  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Incompetent,  Retarded
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Social worker,  Bus Driver
Education:Elementary school,  Junior High School,  College
Favorite activity(s):Taking IQ tests
Interest(s):Sex education,  Computers
Likes to wear:School uniform
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Getting a divorce
Favorite quote(s):"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Teachers are urged to make a special effort to contact parents in order to report positive aspects of personal and academic development.
Parents are requested to cooperate in this matter as teachers are required to record explanatory notes excusing absence in their class attendance book.
Parents are able to discuss educational issues with the teachers and in the case of patients on Coxen Ward they are able to join in educational activities.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Teachers are encouraged to alert the student and parents when difficulties arise so that mutually agreeable solutions might be found.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Teachers and parents would do well to veer more towards the emotionally expressive quadrant and less towards the task oriented with regard to social interactions with children.
Parents and teachers can help by structuring tasks and environments for the child in ways that allow the child to succeed.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Parents and teachers are invited to e-mail the webmasters with school related topics well suited for the Hastings web site.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Teachers and parents work together to identify outreach projects that are meaningful to the classes as students begin to realize they can help others through their interaction and participation.
Parents and teachers frequently justified the importance of academic subjects by deferring to the curriculum one established by their administrators.
Parents and teachers should insist that children cite the source of any information they use from the Web in school projects.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Parents and teachers must make sure that they are teaching the child HOW to behave and are not just imply punishing the child for misbehavior.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Parents and teachers struggle to prepare children become productive and responsible citizens in the future.
 
 
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