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Topic: Parenting

Related:
  Attachment Parenting    Parenting Book  
  Parenting Skills    Parenting Teens  
  Parenting Advice    Parenting Tips  
  Parenting Articles    Foster Parenting  
  Parenting Styles    Parenting Magazine  
  Christian Parenting  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Suicidal,  Shy
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Teacher,  Housewife
Education:Elementary school
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce,  Starting life again as a baby,  Going back to school
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." - William Congreve (1670-1729)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Parenting skills programs implemented nationally using proven primary prevention and early intervention approaches including the development and distribution of brochures promoting skills for parenting children and adolescents.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The parenting skills of lesbian and gay parents is found to be the same or slightly better than those of heterosexual parents.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Perspectives in parenting skills and family life on behalf of children A look into both modern medicine and alternative health therapies for your health and wellness For both seekers and the spiritually grounded.
Lack of parenting skills contributes to the problem and results in the young parents feeling awkward and inadequate in their ability to raise their children which contributes to their mounting stress situation.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Parenting resources for parents whom have children in childcare, as well as childcare professionals.
She started teaching parenting courses which were organized around what she saw worked with kids and helped parents be the kind of parents they really wanted to be.
The Nurturing Parenting Programs promote nurturing parenting skills in all families.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

They are assigned by the Court as mentors to provide parenting skills and to reunite families in the many cases where children have been temporarily removed from parents who are in a treatment program for substance abuse, including alcohol and illegal drugs.
PROFESSIONAL PARENTING PROGRAM: A model residential treatment program where emotionally disturbed youth between the ages of 5 and 18 are individually placed in private homes of foster parents who are extensively trained in behavior management techniques.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Parenting Resources for the 21st Century links parents and other adults responsible for the care of a child with information on issues covering the full spectrum of parenting.
This is a place for adoptive parents to discuss the special issues that may arise in parenting a spirited child who was adopted from an institutional setting.
Principled Parenting provides a forum for fellowship among parents who choose to practice the virtue of rationality in raising their children.
 
 
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