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Topic: Texas State Parks

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Politics:

Animal rights

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic

Favorite era(s):

Prehistoric times

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Favorite animal(s):

Wolf, Tiger, Tiger

Interest(s):

Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Bushwalking, Orienteering, Skateboarding

Favorite destination(s):

India, Mexico, California

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Texas State Parks found ways to raise revenue and save money on its own.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Texas Parks and Wildlife Department --This will take you to the hunting homepage of that segment of Texas government that manages all wildlife in the state.
Dear Texas Parks and Wildlife: I am writing to request that the Texas Parks and Wildlife and it's affiliates outlaw the use of the vacuum machine in catching any animals in the state of Texas.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Discover Texas state parks and find more Laurence Parent photos published here.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

The Texas State Railroad is a steam powered tourist excursion train operated by the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.
Texas Hiker is devoted to information on Texas hiking trails, with an early focus on the State Park system.
Inks Lake State Park is one the favorite parks we at Texas Hiker have had the pleasure to camp in and explore.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Texas has wonderful state parks all over.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Bastrop State Park is on the northeast outskirts of Bastrop off Texas 21.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

It is a state historical site managed by Texas Parks and Wildlife and supported by the Admiral Nimitz Foundation.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Texas State Parks and Historic Sites Go wild!

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