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Topic: West Virginia State Parks

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Personality:

Nostalgic

Politics:

Green

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Favorite book(s):

"Around the World in Eighty Days" by Jules Verne

Favorite animal(s):

Elephant, Tiger, Tiger

Interest(s):

Camping

Favorite royal(s):

King Shaka Zulu

Favorite sport(s):

Bushwalking, Orienteering, Canoeing

Favorite destination(s):

California

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund, Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

For more information on all of West Virginia's state parks and recreation facilities, call 1-800-CALL-WVA.
West Virginia State Parks The official web site of West Virginia's State Parks.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Do you enjoy the natural beauty of West Virginia State Parks?

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The State of West Virginia has some of the finest state parks in the country.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

After you send in you completed card, you will receive a West Virginia State Parks VIPP windbreaker.
Click on these links below to view best of West Virginia's state parks.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

West Virginia State Parks and Forests Please feel free to download our chapter newsletter, which is in Adobe Acrobat format.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Are you a frequent visitor to West Virginia State Parks?

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

West Virginia State Parks and Forests.
Do you attend special events held in West Virginia State Parks?
West Virginia State Parks and Forests DNR News.

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