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Topic: Patent Pending

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

The Onion

Favorite possession(s):

Typewriter

Most admires:

Thomas Edison, King Gillette, Alexander Bell

Intelligence:

Genius

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Dream job(s):

Lawyer

Favorite era(s):

1800s, 1700s

Favorite great thinker(s):

Alfred Nobel, Samuel Morse

Interest(s):

Law, Chemistry

Favorite movie(s):

The Sixth Sense

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Patents are pending in Canada, Denmark, Finland, Japan, Israel, Norway, New Zealand, South Africa and many others.

John Fielding,
CEO

The company currently owns 12 issued and pending patents and has licenses to more than 50 issued and pending patents.
The Company is the owner of various patents pending and other proprietary engineering and intellectual property and information related to a number of technologies.
Design patents may also be pending in the United States and other countries worldwide, which will serve to protect the designs of these furniture products when they issue from the respective country.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

ClickBank's services are underpinned by exclusive licenses to four patents and patents pending that protect various aspects of the system including the linking of payment to the distribution of commissions.
This Technology is protected by patents issued and pending and is available for sale and/or license arrangements.
Corresponding patents have already issued in the United Kingdom and Australia and are pending in several other international jurisdictions.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Our Patents Pending technology enables its users to convert XML data to PDF or PostScript format, suitable for both electronic and paper publishing.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Patents Pending are utilized as needed to achieve the desired results in our different types of tapes (as shown for the first time ever, on the amazing EEG plot elsewhere at this site)

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Our patents pending database is focused exclusively on enabling e-commerce initiatives that require superior data quality, support for industry standards, and integration with emerging and powerful technologies.
Vallone has patents pending for his work on frame relay data delivery analysis and the creation of troubleshooting portals by network service providers.
It is one of a number of pending patents filed by SMDI to protect its innovative fiber-optic component design solutions.

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