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Topic: Paul Simon

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  Simon    Paul  
  St Paul    Pope John Paul  
  Apostle Paul    Peter and Paul  
  Saint Paul    Paul Simon Graceland  
  Paul McCartney    Pope John Paul II  
  John Paul II    Simon and Schuster  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Yoko Ono,  Michael Jackson,  Hillary Clinton
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Favorite TV show(s):Friends
Favorite era(s):1970s,  1960s
Favorite activity(s):Karaoke
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Listens to:Rock and Roll,  Dire Straits,  Bob Dylan
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

One song in particular, Paul Simon's touching "Father and Daughter," captures the affection between Nigel and Eliza and is sure to tug at the heartstrings of anyone who's ever loved a dad.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Paul Simon's fall tour will begin October 16th in Stockholm, Sweden.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Werner also has a knack for picking interesting covers, like the version of Paul Simon's "Something So Right" that adorned "Girls.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel gained fame and notoriety in the 1960's via their aptly-titled duo, Simon & Garfunkel.
Features lush four-part vocals over swinging orchestral arrangements of favorite standards and three original songs by Paul Anthony Simons.
In 1986 Paul Simon staged a comeback with Graceland , his biggest selling solo album to date.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Thanks to Rudi Riet, you can download Paul Simon's performance of The Boxer from The Sports Illustrated Twentieth Century Sports Awards at New York's Madison Square Garden December 3rd.
The tide was growing too strong, and so we put in to Yarmouth, where Paul Simons caught his foot in the helm wheel whilst headfirst in a locker, steering the boat towards a docked ferry and a verbal exchange with the skipper.
In a famous bet, gloom-meister Paul Ehrlich took up Simon's challenge and wagered that between 1980 and 1990 scarcity would drive resource prices up.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

His cover of Paul Simon's "The Boxer" (probably the most famous cover) is utterly insipid, although it shouldn't be discounted that it might have been a piss-take.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

" Paul Simon's song, "Graceland," includes these words of a man lost and lonely, struggling to make sense of life in the midst of sorrow and relationship broken.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Paul Simon's "You're The One" tour concluded last December with a performance of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" at New York City's Beacon Theater.
 
 
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