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Topic: Paul Stanley

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Natalie Portman

Good point(s):

Good kisser

Currently has on their coffee table:

Soap Opera Digest, Wonder Woman comic

Favorite TV show(s):

NYPD Blue

Favorite era(s):

1950s

Favorite activity(s):

Kissing

Favorite actor(s):

Ewan McGregor

Favorite computer game(s):

X-Wing

Likes to wear:

Bridesmade's dress

Favorite movie(s):

Star Wars, Superman, Singin' in the Rain

Listens to:

Bon Jovi, Van Halen, Everclear

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Bare chested Paul Stanley looked and sounded fitter than ever.

John Fielding,
CEO

Further preliminary information can be obtained from Paul Stanley 02 6655 6620, mob 0408 647 800.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Richie plays drums on the first four songs on Paul Stanley's album, with Paul and members of Meat Loaf's band.
He has played on various artists' albums including collaborations with Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley of the rock group KISS.
Mark Farner tears into a song with the passion of Paul Stanley (KISS), and the two stand as the most neglected talents, shunned by the media in rock and roll history!

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

PAUL STANLEY the ASK PAUL STANLEY shockwave game!
Herne Bay - Paul Stanley's site for the coastal leisure town of Kent.
GB:� Paul Stanley, and Gene Simmons came back stage at The Forum in LA.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

STANLEY That Paul, he�s a helluva nice guy you know, for a cop.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Stanley was called from work - he rushed home and ran upstairs to look under the beds for Paul, who hid there when he did something wrong, but the family was at the neighbors.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Stanley, Paul did not add or take away from the inspiration of the Holy Spirit while he wrote this.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

But I'd bet my bottom dollar that Hammer Cocks could kick Paul Stanley + Gene Simmons' ass any day!

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