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Topic: Prince of Peace

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II

Good point(s):

Humble, Saintly, Patient

Personality:

Devout

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Dream job(s):

Social worker, Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Catholic

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ, Martin Luther

Favorite movie(s):

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

To provide peace to the departed souls of 60,000 princes a specific request was made to lord Shiva and from His hair locks seven streams of water gushed out and these merged to form a mighty river Ganges.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Prince of Peace Church would like to express their sympathy to the Pfeiffer family on the death of Claudia Pfeiffer.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Everlasting Father and Prince of Peace describe the conditions the King's birth will bring.

Mark Harris,
Priest

It Is difficult for Christians not to read these words and those that follow about a child who Is 'Wonderful Counsellor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace' and not think of Jesus.
Before returning to the Seminary for his final year, the Lord called him to serve as a vicar for one year at Prince of Peace Lutheran Church in Victoria, Australia.
Prince of Peace congregation was listed as a "courageous church" in Courageous Churches and as a "turn around church" in Turn Around Churches by George Barna.

John Fielding,
CEO

Any financial gifts to Prince of Peace that are to be taken as a 2002 tax deduction need to be received in the church office by December 31 or postmarked by that date.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Prince of Peace Lutheran Church, 209 Eastern Ave, Augusta COME TO CHANGING MAINE if: -- You believe that true grassroots organizing is rooted in community.
The Toolkit is Prince of Peace's weekly newsletter, and is distributed during our weekend worship services.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Prince of Peace's LIFE TEEN invites you to experience the amazing power of God and the ways that He is working through the Eucharist-centered LIFE TEEN Program particularly at Prince of Peace in Hoover, AL.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Time to begin thinking about warming up those fingers, dusting off that bowling ball and heading out to the lanes to attempt to bring home the trophy for Prince of Peace at the Lutheran Bowling tournament!

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Prince of Peace Preschool operates as a self supporting and educating non profit agency of Prince of Peace Lutheran Church and School.

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