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Topic: Pediatric

Related:
  American Academy of Pediatrics    Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine  
  Journal of Pediatric    Pediatric Nurse  
  Pediatric Nursing    Pediatric Dentistry  
  Pediatric Dentist    American Association for Pediatric  
  American Board of Pediatrics    Pediatric Cardiology  
  Pediatric Advanced Life Support    Academy of Pediatric Dentistry  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Suicidal
Intelligence:Retarded
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Starting life again as a baby
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Pediatrics conducts biweekly tumor board conference, biweekly pediatric interesting case conference and weekly pediatric cardiovascular conference.
John Fielding,
CEO

Berns is a Fellow of the American Academy of Pediatrics and served on the Executive Board of its Rhode Island Chapter and as Chairman of its Injury Prevention Committee.
The site was developed and created by well-respected medical leaders in the field of pediatrics and adolescent medicine as well as education and business professionals committed to child advocacy.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

What To Do The American Academy of Pediatrics in 2000 issued a consensus statement calling for diabetes testing of obese children with at least two risk factors for the blood sugar disorder.
Pediatrics is a 23-bed inpatient unit serving patients with medical and surgical diagnoses from 0 to 18 years of age.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

She is board certified in Pediatrics and Primary Care Sports Medicine and serves as the Chair of the Committee on Sports Medicine and Fitness for the Illinois Chapter of the American Academy of Pediatrics.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

He is currently Associate Professor of Pediatrics at the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine and Associate Professor of Biology at the University of Pennsylvania School of Arts and Sciences.
He is an associate professor of pediatrics at the Boston University School of Medicine, and Director of the Division of Behavioral and Developmental Pediatrics at Boston Medical Center.
Barsh is Professor of Pediatrics and Genetics and a Howard Hughes Investigator with an international reputation in clinical and research genetics.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Vaccinations Pediatrics: Current health regulations recommend that all children receive hepatitis B vaccinations, as well as a variety of other shots.
Zimmerman is Associate Chairman of the Department of Pediatrics of the NYU School of Medicine and Director of the Pediatric Service of Tisch Hospital.
The American Academy of Pediatrics has released new guidelines for treating sinus infections with antibiotics.
 
 
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