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Topic: Pentium

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Xbox

People talk about their ..:

Geekiness

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today, PC World

Favorite computer game(s):

X-Wing, Age of Empires, SimCity

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

A Pentium embedded server assembly uses a Pentium processor and the Windows operating system the Sun Sparc embedded server uses a Sun Sparc processor and the Solaris operating system.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Intel Pentium 4 processor also provides advanced dynamic execution to more accurately predict branch utilization.
On a Pentium Pro 200 MHz PC it took under a minute to calculate the spatial log-determinant and under 10 seconds to calculate the estimated joint transformations.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Intel pentium chip = In tell pen he yum chip (When eating raw oats from a bag.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

This 4U form factor rackmount server supports up to 4 Intel Pentium III Xeon processors running at 700 or 900 MHz and 1 or 2 MB of L2 cache.
Our servers are Pentium 3 750Mhz machines, on Intel motherboards, with 256Mb of RAM and fast 7200 RPM hard drives.
Pentium III BLADE Systems Padova Technologies Pentium BLADE Systems combine the low cost and high performance of the Intel Pentium III and Celeron processors with a variety of operating system support to the BLADE architecture.

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