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Topic: Short People

Related:
  Short    People  
  People find    PEOPLE GROUPS  
  People First    Business people  
  Old people    People working  
  Short Stories    Little People  
  Meet the people    People's Art  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Bikini,  Wheelchair
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid,  Retarded
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Education:None
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Favorite movie(s):The Three Stooges
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  School uniform,  Skater clothes
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

In the short term, the people who will have chest pain will be those people with diffuse disease all throughout the arteries so that you cannot bypass all the blockages.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The harbour is full of pink-nosed people in sunhats and baggy shorts rushing to catch the excursion boats back to Rhodes.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

In my short term of two years in Nepal I have learnt that by and large the Nepalese are reasonable people provided that a situation is explained to them truthfully.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

It is rare to see a woman in shorts or tennis shoes, but blue jeans are becoming more common and fashionable as casual wear for all people.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Some people wore tights, others wore shorts, some wore loose fitting lightweight pants like ours.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Many people have turned to rudimentary agricultural practices as a short-term generator of revenue, and have begun cultivating the wetlands that border the town.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Immune globulin is a preparation of antibodies that can be given prior to exposure for short-term protection as well as for people who have already been exposed to the virus.
Mark Harris,
Priest

There is some financial support available but we particularly want people to be recognised as Short Term Missionaries so that we can pray for them, give them encouragement and hear from them when they return.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

People participate in the pool on a short-term basis, usually as a transitional form of coverage until they are eligible for Medicare or find other private insurance coverage.
Short-term residential and day training services are available for people who reside with their families and need services during family medical emergencies and vacations.
We offer short open and in-house courses to people currently engaged in the care sector and longer term training to people who are employed or seeking employment.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Some people are comfortable being fully unclothed, while others prefer to wear gym shorts, but always you will be covered by the sheet.
 
 
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