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Topic: People Soft

Related:
  Soft    People  
  People find    PEOPLE GROUPS  
  People First    Business people  
  Old people    People working  
  Little People    Meet the people  
  People's Art    Free People  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Nervous,  Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Eyes,  Teeth,  Lungs
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite drink(s):Lemonade,  Orange Juice,  Coffee
Worst habit(s):Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Low-calorie soft drinks and mineral waters are readily available for people concerned with fitness, weight or with special dietary needs.
Most people consume soft drinks simply because they taste good, but few realise they also satisfy a number of psychological and physiological needs.
Most people serve more sweets and soft drinks in the afternoon, but many times that will just give you an hour of energy before people are worse off than they were before.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Acidic soft drinks and sports drinks are the biggest culprit for people who get a lot of tooth decay.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Understandably, people are tired of the sport they love being exploited to sell soft drinks and hamburgers while the price of tickets for matches goes through the roof.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Most people believe that soft spikes don't grip as well as metal spikes and have recently changed over to soft spikes only because they had to.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Many people's soft-tissue structures have adapted poorly to either the effects of gravity or poor postural habits.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Many people are opting for soft drinks and other beverages that don't have the vitamins and minerals that milk provides for helping to build strong bones.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Some people find that caffeine in coffee, tea, chocolate or soft drinks will over stimulate them when they are taking Ritalin or Dexedrine.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Soft drinks are the only beverage that can quench your thirst -No one, who looks as thirsty as these people on TV, is going to reach for a Coke.
Many people enjoy fizzy water but studies show that prolonged drinking of fizzy water and soft drinks can create problems for the body.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Now less people hurt their cats by declawing, instead they just order soft paws and they love the cute colors too.
 
 
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