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Topic: Periods Petting and Pregnancy

Related:
  Pregnancy    Period  
  During Pregnancy or in the Newborn Period    Pregnancy and Birth  
  Late Period    Pregnancy Information  
  Pregnancy Week    Pregnancy Test  
  Teen Pregnancy    Health Pregnancy  
  Early Pregnancy    Menstrual Period  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Depressive,  Nervous
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Taking Prozac,  Taking Valium
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia,  Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

This is especially true for pregnancy, birth control pills, and associated with menstrual periods or menopause.
Gestational age The duration of pregnancy in completed weeks from the first day of the last normal menstrual period.
It is at about the fifth week of pregnancy (measured from a woman's last menstrual period) that a mother first begins to suspect she is pregnant, so this is likely to be about the earliest that the chemical abortifacient is used.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

It is recommended that the female be given a rest period of at least two months between pregnancies and litter rearing to restore her body to full strength.
A midwife is able to give the necessary supervision, care and advice to women during pregnancy, labour and the postpartum period and to care for the baby.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

If a menstrual period is just missed and an unplanned pregnancy is feared, innumerable women in the world suffer mental anguish.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Soldiers who were enrolled prior to their pregnancies, and then extended, but who do not meet the standard at the end of the seven month postpartum recovery period will be denied reenlistment or extension.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Fathers and birth partners undergo their own transitions during pregnancy and the postpartum period.
John Fielding,
CEO

A long period of nursing serves to suppress ovulation so that pregnancies are spaced by four to five years.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Relapse is common in the postpartum period even among women who have maintained total abstinence from tobacco for 6 or more months during pregnancy.
Abdominal strength is key during pregnancy and the postpartum period, although you'll have to modify your pre-pregnancy ab routine.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

These periods are late pregnancy, weaning to three years old and old age.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Lourdes
2005-02-23 00:39:24
i was supposed to get my period on the fifth and its the 22nd and last month i had it on the 16 whats going on am i pregnant?
From:
ginna
2005-08-06 00:54:06
got a question, tommorrow will be 50 days since my last period, June 18th was the last time i had it. since then, i've had constipation, mild headaches, back pains , excessive tiredness, hunger like i culd eat somethin and soon after my tummy is hungry again. mood swings with the husband and or with little noises, just seem huge to me. I've taken two E.P.T tests and they turned up negatory! so i havent a clue to whats goin on in my body. I have three kids and am not afraid of havin another beauty if that is God's will so let it be. But I was just wondering if you might have any suggestions or answers to what might be my situation...Help in Texas.
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