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Topic: Persons

Related:
  Find a person    First Person  
  Person Address    Search for a person  
  Missing Persons    Finding the right person  
  Lost Person    Famous Person  
  Locate Missing Persons    Email Email address of the person  
  First Person Shooter    American Association of Retired Persons  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair,  Credit card
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Retarded,  Incompetent
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Tax Collector,  Social worker
Education:None
Interest(s):Law
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Bankruptcy
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Eligibility is limited to those persons who are recipients of Supplemental Security Income and State Supplementation and who demonstrate a degree of disability and frailty that might otherwise require nursing home placement.
Those persons who wish to seek admission to practice as general applicants must register with the Committee of Bar Examiners of the State of California within 90 days after beginning their study of law.
Persons visiting this site are reminded that the foregoing information is provided for general informational purposes only and is not a substitute for consultation with an experienced attorney admitted to practice in your jurisdiction.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Persons who are learned in the Vedas, who utter omkara and who are great sages in the renounced order enter into Brahman.
We are persons who have committed ourselves to the precepts and principles of the world's religions.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Persons who are willing to detoxify their nervous systems of exogenous toxins from food and other environmental sources, and who are willing to do the work of releasing repressed emotions, are the most likely to recover fully.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Persons bringing a false arrest claim can also assert that police violated their Fourth Amendment civil right against unreasonable seizure.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Persons attending to forward Spam email messages inbound to our system will be blocked and prevented from sending further email to any Templemail user for all times.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Confirmed members are all baptized persons within the congregation who have completed a course of instruction in Christian doctrine that meets with the approval of the Ministry Council.
Persons who have not practiced the faith as adults and have had little or no instruction in the faith are very comfortable in the RCIA even if they are already Catholic.
Persons wishing to become fully initiated in the Roman Catholic Church join others in this process.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Persons electing to proceed and settle under this Act shall be barred from a separate cause of action under the Uniform Commercial Code.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
April
2005-01-23 08:33:23
How can i find a person's email address with only their name?
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angela roberts
2005-03-04 02:16:46
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