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Topic: Personal Web Server

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Quake, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Building websites, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

No personal Web servers, FTP scripts, HTML or Java programming required.
No Web servers, FTP scripts, personal web pages, programming skills or complicated setups required, ever!
You are using the FrontPage Personal Web Server instead of the Microsoft Personal Web Server.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

NT Web Servers i2020 has a variety of Web Hosting plans designed to fit any personal or business user.
Organizational web servers may allow personal pages for faculty, staff and students at the discretion of the appropriate webmaster.
SpeedyRX is committed to securing your personal information, and this technology is designed for use with secure Web servers.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Servers and Domains offers high quality, low cost web hosting solutions for personal web sites, businesses and resellers.
Personal Web Site Design and The web site servers also Creating A Web Site Address.
Your personal information is password-protected from unauthorized access and is stored solely on our Web Site servers.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

A disk based web is a web site you created with FrontPage on your hard drive and it does not utilize the personal web server installed by FrontPage.

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