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Topic: Personal Web Site

Related:
  Web    Site  
  Personal    Web Site Design  
  Web Site Services    Web Site Search  
  Own Web site    Best Web Site  
  Web Site Development    Content of such Web sites  
  Web Site Search Engine    Free Web Site  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting,  Coloring in
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box
Favorite food(s):Cookies
Personality:Loving
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Interest(s):Computers,  Geneology
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Interior decorator
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Downloading MP3's,  Downloading porn
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

You are hereby authorized to copy documents published on this web site for personal reference and for noncommercial use within your organization only.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Personal web sites are welcome to use our web graphics in the design of your web site.
You are presently on the AIX1 server where all personal Web sites for employees and graduate students of the University of Ottawa are located.
Visitors are welcome to download the files for personal listening but any reproduction on web sites or use for commercial purposes must have my prior permission.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Web Sites Icehouse Internet prohibits the use of a personal website to traffic pornography or anything deemed illegal in the states of Washington or Idaho.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

From personal web sites to corporate enterprises, we can provide the solutions to your needs.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Personal Web sites exceeding 500 Megabytes per month of traffic will be billed as a commercial Web site.
Our web sites may request and collect personal information when you purchase our products or request specific information from us.
Internet web sites are like stores without sales people or customer service centers without personal service.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Personal web sites may transmit up to 500 MB of data per month.
Free personal web sites are limited to five (5) MB in size.
Web Cam viewing We set up web sites for business and personal use.
 
 
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