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Topic: Personal Web

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Jennicam, Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Personality:

Loving

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Spydernet Web Design is also available for personal training and workshops in web site design and management.
Personal web sites are welcome to use our web graphics in the design of your web site.
Free personal web page with extensive CGI support so that your site can become interactive.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Personal Web site hosting by Lightband provides 10MB web space storage on the Lightband secure server.
A personal Web site differs from a corporate or intranet site in that it is smaller and typically built on a tight budget.
Personal web site templates Get a jump start on your recovery site with these dual recovery pre-made web sites.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Personal Web Pages At at Net Check out the free web page hosting services offered.
Personal Web Site Design and The web site servers also Creating A Web Site Address.
Personal web site Business web site Which web site package do you think you need?

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Personal web hosting accounts are configured for 10 MB of server space.
PERSONAL WEB PAGES Most ISPs provide 10Mb or so of free personal web space so that you can have a home page.
Web site design for your business or personal needs using the most current software available.

User Talk

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