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Topic: Pet Rats

Related:
  Rat    Pet  
  Animals Pets    Pet Dog  
  Pet Cat    Pet Food  
  Pet Care    Pet Products  
  Pet Bird    Pet Store  
  Pet Health    Pet Shop  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House
Most admires:Lord Dracula
People talk about their ..:Geekiness,  Body Odour
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite book(s):1984 by George Orwell
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Snake,  Lizard
Likes to wear:Leash
Favorite sport(s):Dragon Boat Racing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being reincarnated as a termite
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Rats are long tailed nocturnal sociable rodents and they can make the most gentle, affectionate and intelligent pets.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

My experience is that rats can be rewarding and loving pets who can form close bonds with both children and adults.
Our rats are confidently placed in pet as well as breeder homes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Pet rats are often called "lab rats" because they were originally domesticated for use in research in laboratories.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Pet rats were not so common at that time so he was referred to the Hershey Medical Center, which kept rats for experimentation.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Pet stores should consider the similarities between puppy mills and mass rodent breeders and stop selling mass bred rats.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The rats were really good and friendly pets, but I gradually gave up most of my pets as I had enough to do once we started a family.
Pet rats, sewer rats, laboratory rats and wild rats are almost all Norway Rats.
Rats are one of the sweetest pets I know.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Virtually all pet rats are infected with an organism called mycoplasma which inhabits their respiratory system.
Buying rats from a pet shop is more of a gamble than buying direct from a breeder.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Pet Rats at Suite101.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
ali
2004-11-04 09:31:50
can you pick a rat up by the tail without hurting it?
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