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Topic: Pet Skunks

Related:
  Skunk    Pet  
  Animals Pets    Pet Dog  
  Pet Cat    Pet Food  
  Pet Care    Pet Products  
  Pet Bird    Pet Store  
  Pet Health    Pet Shop  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House,  Mace
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Bad point(s):Lazy
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Animal rights
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer,  Janitor
Favorite food(s):Anything with tomato sauce
Favorite book(s):"Art of Kissing" by Hugh Morris
Favorite animal(s):Cat,  Mouse,  Dog
Likes to wear:Leash
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Owners Of Pet Skunks web site has been designed to be viewed in browsers that support HTML 3.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Owners Of Pet Skunks compiles and publishes a quarterly.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

If you have any tips that would benefit others, please submit them to Owners Of Pet Skunks for future posting.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Q: What should I do about opossums or skunks that hang around the house or actually come in through the pet door.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Owners Of Pet Skunks is dedicated to providing a top-notch web site to users of all levels.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Skunks you buy in pet shops are Domestic Bred, pen raised skunks, coming from Rabies-free environments.
Preferred baits for trapping skunks include raw whole egg, peanut butter, sardines, raw chicken parts, or pet food.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

They have also been known to prey on beaver, porcupines, rabbits, skunks, domestic livestock, pets, and other small mammals, birds, and even fish.
Watch out for skunks, porcupines, snakes and other animals and protect your pet from stinging or biting insects.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

These playful skunks are irresistable in this Petal Pets® design.
Welcome to Exotic Pets, Domestic Skunks, Monkeys, Ferrets and More!
Owners Of Pet Skunks: Games and Puzzles.
 
 
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