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Topic: Pharmaceutical

Related:
  Pharmaceutical companies    Pharmaceutical Industry  
  Pharmaceutical drugs    Biotechnology and Pharmaceutical  
  Pharmaceutical Sales    Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers  
  Pharmaceutical Marketing    Pharmaceutical Sales Job  
  Career in Pharmaceutical    Pharmaceutical Sales Representative  
  Novartis Pharmaceuticals    KING PHARMACEUTICALS  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):HotJobs.com
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine,  New Scientist,  Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):CEO,  Nurse,  Drug dealer
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Interest(s):Chemistry
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Taking Prozac,  Taking Valium,  Taking Viagra
Worst habit(s):Taking Drugs,  Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Pharmaceutical companies need to more aggressively manage their development portfolios due to an increasingly difficult business environment.
Pharmaceutical companies must orient their businesses to take into account the formidable potential that the internet offers for introducing efficiencies into their industry.
Pharmaceutical Profiles is an early phase development company focused on improving the decision making process in drug/product development.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Pharmaceutical professionals looking for a comprehensive understanding of the current and future compliance laws and regulations and enforcement initiatives affecting the pharmaceutical industry should plan to attend.
Pharmaceutical companies are being reminded of their obligation to supply medicines to patients and will be closely monitored to ensure they comply with their contracts.
Pharmaceutical firms and treatment advocates alike realize that cost is just one of many barriers to ensuring treatment access in developing countries.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The pharmaceutical industry is making millions of dollars selling drugs and they spend a lot of money advertising those drugs.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Net is a pharmaceuticals company that manufactures the key chemical components used in PET imaging and operates 19 radiopharmacies around the country.
Pharmaceutical Internet orders is a growth industry with its own set of shipping caveats.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Pharmaceuticals are chemically altered compounds produced through biochemical and chemical reactions.
A pharmaceutical is a drug derived from organic or inorganic chemicals and used to treat a wide range of medical conditions.
Pharmaceuticals thereafter isolate the active ingredient of the plants and patent inventions on those plants even though their healing properties have been known to indigenous people for years.
 
 
 User Talk
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From:
Linda Scorgie
2008-06-13 15:54:41
My son has been on strattera for about 4 years and our doctor says we can take him off for the summer. Are there any side effects in doing this? He is now 14
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