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Topic: Phone Ring

Related:
  Ring    Phone  
  Phone Number    Phone Call  
  Phone Line    Free Phone  
  Address Phone    Cell Phone Ring  
  Phone Ring Tones    Mobile Phone  
  Address Phone Number    Internet Phone  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Kylie Minogue
Favorite possession(s):Mobile phone,  Cellular,  Wiretap kit
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite body part(s):Mouth,  Ears
Favorite great thinker(s):Pythagoras
Likes to wear:fcuk
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone
Listens to:Nelly,  Robbie Williams,  Korn
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

When the phone rings this time her stomach turns and her hands sweat for a completely different reason then they did when she was a teen.
The phone rings and I am turning, falling over the bucket that Jamie has placed at stall door so she can SEE birth.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The phone rings, the voice on the other ends delivers a message that kicks you in the stomach.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The phone rings almost nonstop from the time the store opens until it closes as athletes call in orders.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The phone rings on a busy day at a small business and an operator says "A person is calling you through the relay service.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The phone rings in a glass-enclosed office situated just inside the Reston Hospital Center kitchen.
Cell phone rings can be disconcerting to everyone especially during morning hikes, walks or just lying by the pool.
Mark Harris,
Priest

When the phone rings and a church member exudes with joy over a misdiagnosis of inoperable cancer I am certain that the moment is holy.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

The phone rings at KGB headquarters.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The phone seldom rings anymore And I am lonelier and more alone than you want to know I cry more now than I did at first.
The phone rings and rings until I get about four or five hours sleep a night, and feel like a parent.
Phone rings, I pick it up and say hello, noone there.
 
 
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