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Topic: Verizon phone

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, Wiretap kit

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Fast Company

Interest(s):

Computers, Biology

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Likes to wear:

Digital watch, Mambo

Listens to:

AC/DC

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Carl Lewis (sprinter)

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite TV show(s):

Anything on MTV, Naked News

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Verizon Wireless then donates all the proceeds to non-profit domestic violence advocacy organizations and/or purchases cellular phones for victims.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Verizon provided the network, Sierra Wireless provided PC Cards and Kyocera Wireless supplied CDMA2000 1X phones and interconnection cables.
Verizon Wireless donates mobile phones, airtime, and money to domestic-violence shelters and prevention programs.
Verizon Wireless is leaking private information about cell phone customers who use its Web site, Newsbytes has confirmed.

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