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Topic: Wireless Phone

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, PDA

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Interest(s):

Computers, Biology

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Likes to wear:

Digital watch, Ancient Egyption

Listens to:

AC/DC

Starsign:

Leo

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Phones that are distributed to victims of domestic violence are given free emergency airtime by local wireless carriers.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

With wireless phones proliferating the world, it seems that pay phones get little or no respect anymore.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

These Nokia phones are equipped to handle sms wireless messaging, downloaded ring tones and downloaded graphics.
Wireless phones using PCS, GSM, TDMA, and CDMA technologies are currently available using this frequency range.
Wireless Application Protocol is a method of enabling wireless devices such as cellular phones or palmtops to download and view text only Internet content.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These phones can also serve as a WIRELESS MODEM for laptop computers and other PDA-type devices.
Satellite and Cellular phones require additional modem devices or cables from the equipment manufacturer in order for use on wireless network.
Wireless modem - You can purchase a wireless modem to plug into many of the Nokia and Motorola phones.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Donate your used wireless phones and help domestic violence victims through the Call to Protect program.

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