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Topic: Phosphate

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  Sodium Phosphate  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven
Personality:Nervous
Dream job(s):Janitor,  Farmer
Favorite food(s):Anything with salt,  Vegetarian
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish
Interest(s):Chemistry,  Biology
Favorite drink(s):Milk,  Orange Juice,  Lemonade
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy,  Produces Anthrax in their basement
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
 
 
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Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Rainfall causes varying amounts of phosphates and phosphorus to wash from farm soils and soils treated with certain pesticides into waterways.
Soluble phosphates come from Morocco and Lithuania.
John Fielding,
CEO

Phosphates and fertilizer exports remain the second major foreign exchange earner, bringing in CFA 71.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

QC-510 is a specially blended liquid formulation of phosphates and organic dispersants designed to prevent scale and disperse suspended solids in boiler water.
QC-500 is a specially blended liquid formulation of phosphates which effectively removes the hardness in the boiler feedwater and prevents scaling both chemically and physically.
Phosphates, chlorine, sodium carbonate, and surfactants in detergents are harmful if swallowed and will burn skin and eyes with contact.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The phosphates are loosened by guaifenesin, and a massage will loosen them even more, releasing more phosphates into your bloodstream, which results in soreness.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Phosphates, chlorine, sodium carbonate, and ammonium hydroxide in detergents and spot removers are harmful if swallowed and will burn skin and eyes with contact.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Nucleotides are nucleoside phosphates.
Phosphates also occur in bottom sediments and in biological sludges, both as precipatated inorganic forms and incorporated into organic compounds.
Likewise, phosphates are also byproducts of animal metabolism, and although not toxic to most animals, high phosphate concentrations reduce or stop coral growth.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Mode of Transport: Phosphates are primarily discharged directly into the water body by sewage treatment plants.
 
 
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