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Topic: Physicians

Related:
  Physician Assistant    Find a Physician  
  Physician Referral    Physicians Choice  
  Physician Jobs    American Academy of Family Physicians  
  Physicians Online    Physician Directory  
  American College of Physicians    American Academy of Family Physicians  
  College of Physicians and Surgeons    Physician Recruitment  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Florence Nightingale
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Good point(s):Patient
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Hair,  Skin
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer,  Taking Viagra
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"A watched pot never boils"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Physicians are supported by a nutritionist, specifically trained in dietary and nutritional problems associated with taste and smell dysfunction.
Physicians’ Choice is the only weight loss program that contributes to charities researching diseases related to obesity.
This means that physicians may instruct their patients to stop taking Rezulin for those few days before starting a new diabetes medication.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Physicians are put in touch with a consumer safety officer within the relevant reviewing division; the consumer safety officer helps the physician understand the IND process to facilitate completion of the IND application.
Physicians are responsible for the accurate selection of evaluation and management levels and ultimately held accountable for the coding of services provided in the medical practice.
Physicians and other health care providers should consult their state medical society or medical specialty organization for complete information and documentation on these and other patient management standards.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Physicians often prescribe hormones similar to estrogen for men with prostate cancer.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Physicians are loath to risk the side effects of treatment when symptoms are mild, yet after disabling symptoms develop, major improvement in response to therapy is least likely to occur.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Physicians and researchers have sought explanations of the variability associated with the clinical expression of this disease.
Physicians are beginning to demand monitoring of certain therapeutics and we believe our technology is uniquely capable of evaluating drugs that influence coagulation.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Physicians hope it will encourage more to get the vaccine and avoid an infection that can worsen their disease.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Physicians are employees of the government and are under "extraordinary pressure by law enforcement officials to misrepresent or ignore evidence of torture in their examinations and certify that there are no physical signs of torture.
 
 
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