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Topic: Piano

Related:
  Piano Music    Play Piano  
  Piano Playing    Instruments Piano  
  Song with Piano    Player Piano  
  Grand Piano    Piano Lessons  
  Piano Keyboard    Piano Parts  
  PIANO KEY    Piano Teachers  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Typewriter
Most admires:Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Dream job(s):DJ
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite activity(s):Karaoke
Favorite composer(s):Rachmaninoff,  Nicolo Paganini,  Franz Josef Haydn
Favorite movie(s):West Side Story,  Sound of Music
Likes to wear:Afro
Listens to:Classical,  Santana,  Jazz
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Pianos made today are still at least 70 to 90 percent hand labor by industry estimates, and the higher the quality of the piano, the more labor intensive the manufacturing is.
To rebuild and refinish used pianos using effective methods that achieve top quality results so that our clients can have their pianos brought up to their potential within a reasonable period of time and budget.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Pianos are hand stripped to bare wood, grain filled, sealed and then lacquered to a beautiful hand rubbed polish or finish.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Yamaha makes great pianos, and I have used a Yamaha C7 Grand on all my albums.
Most pianos have three square nuts, or wing nuts, on top of the ends of the metal rods right over the pedal area.
Schoenhut toy pianos are authentic musical instruments, built to endure the roughest of play.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Design and craftsmanship of fine pianos is an art steeped in old world tradition dating back over three centuries.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Pianos are too big and so are organs like the Hammond Sam has.
INTRODUCTION RAC Pianos is a family run business which has grown from the hobby and enthusiasm of Richard Clark who could read music before he could read words.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

There were 86,000 digital pianos sold in the United States last year, along with more than 1 million portable keyboards.
High quality pianos with name recognition will demand a premium to purchase but will be much easier to sell when you decide to upgrade or move on to other things.
Synthony has been asked to liquidate an inventory of KORG digital pianos from a local dealer who has closed their doors.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Laura
2005-01-24 12:41:19
I need to know about the piano itself. What are the advantages of the piano? And the disadvantages.
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