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Topic: Pick one up today

Related:
  Today    Pick  
  Us Today    Today's News  
  Today Show    USA Today  
  Today in History    Today we go  
  Art Today    Free pick  
  Pick Up Lines    Today the word  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Sporty
Intelligence:Stupid
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine,  Sports Illustrated magazine
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite animal(s):Greyhound
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:Backstreet Boys
Medical note(s):Taking Viagra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Pick an interest rate close to today's rate to see how much loan you can get for the payment.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Usually, the seller picks, but negotiable in todays sales contract.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

In this fully-illustrated talk, Fred Watson picks out some of the highlights of today's cosmology and looks to its exciting future.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Jesus promises us in today's Gospel, that if we pick up our cross and follow in his footsteps, he will lead us to eternal life.
John Fielding,
CEO

Check out today's stock pick and industry report from Individual Investor Online.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Before you pick and apply any technical indicator into your market analysis just check, how does it rank in today's market.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Simulcast picks by William Archer, former editor of Today's Racing Digest.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Large enough for today's Pick-Ups, SUVs, and regular automobiles with drive through design.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Included are, all of today's top picks, in Major League Baseball, Football, Basketball, or Hockey.
Todays Sports - Pick you favorite hockey team and see how they're doing.
Even with all the graphics and gameplay of today's raging sim, I still have to pick F-Zero as one of my favorites.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

In an economy like today's an employee can't pick and choose that job (if any job) that he or she wants.
 
 
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