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Topic: Pill

Related:
  Prescription Pills    Morning After Pill  
  Diet Pills    Abortion Pill  
  Sleeping pills    Contraceptive Pills  
  Day Pill    Like A Pill  
  Pain pills    Birth control pills  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Personality:Sad
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite book(s):"Valley of the Dolls" by Jacqueline Susann
Favorite actor(s):Marilyn Monroe,  Winona Ryder
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Viagra,  Taking Valium
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite type of dance(s):Raving
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Diet pills have been a source of high financial reward for companies capitalizing on the high number of diet conscience Americans.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Weight loss pills are not the permanant soloution to lose weight.
When are pills OK for diabetes and when is insulin needed?
Combined pills reduce menstrual blood loss and the risk for anemia.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

They pills are causing havoc at raves and clubs.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Pills and powders are good for prolonged administration in the case of chronic disease where formulas do not have to be very potent or changed on a frequent basis.
These pills contain combinations of plant and mineral substances which have demonstrated an ability to restore balance in conditions in the body and good health for the specific patient.
The pills succeed in curing both his impotence and his suicidal tendencies.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

There are pills known as women's libido enhancer pills marketed as libido enhancers for females with low libido.
They are pills that are going to relax now nerves in your brain and if you relax enough nerve circuits in the brain, you may end up also relaxing those that go to the muscle.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

These pills should ONLY be used with a natural enlargement exercise program as a supplement otherwise they simply will do nothing.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The pills are 3 grammes of ALP, which produces lethal phosphine gas when it comes in contact with hydrochloric acid or water in the stomach.
 
 
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