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Topic: Prescription Pills

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts

Favorite possession(s):

Penis

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs, Sleeping

Favorite actor(s):

Marilyn Monroe

Favorite book(s):

"Valley of the Dolls" by Jacqueline Susann

Personality:

Sad, Easily addicted

Interest(s):

Sex education

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Taking Viagra, Taking Valium

Favorite type of dance(s):

Raving

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Taking Ecstasy, Taking Drugs

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Medicines and pills must be accompanied by a medical prescription or documents indicating their specifications or compositions.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Prescription Xenical are diet pills that helps obese people lose weight and keep it off.
Prescription diet pills such as Phentermine, Adipex and Ionamin should only be considered after attempts to lose weight using sensible exercise and diet changes alone have failed.
There are prescription diet pills, over the counter diet pills, rubberized sauna suits, and candies you eat before your meals.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Unlike prescription sleeping pills, which can be addictive and lose their effectiveness, melatonin works directly to restore the imbalances in sleep patterns without any addictive side effects.
Prescriptions for anti-depressants or sleeping pills to help you regain your equilibrium after recreational drug use might result in you being refused insurance for the rest of your life.
Are sleeping pills or narcotic-based prescriptions safe for those with sleep disorders?

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Viagra Prescriptions Pills offers viagra 25 mg FREE Overnight Delivery!
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We offer prescription diet pills for purchase online for less prices than normal pharmacies.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Plus taking prescription pills not prescribed to him, Delacourt said.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Emergency contraceptive pills require a prescription.

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