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Topic: Pit

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven,  Vacuum cleaner
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish fishtank,  Rottweiler,  Frog
Favorite royal(s):Robert the Bruce
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing,  Roller blading,  Cycling
Favorite computer game(s):Mario Brothers
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite time of year:Summer
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near." - Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,
CEO

Tobacco litigation pits 40 states with extensive revenues against tobacco companies who pay their lawyers by salary or by the hour.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Both pits have been roped for safety but the second one will not be used until paleontological investigations for trace fossils can be conducted.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

It pits both bands working together to destroy corporate rock bands and the corporate fucks behind it all.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Test pits and trenches excavated during several field seasons revealed a fraction of the large ceremonial complex and provided isolated archaeological data difficult to interpret.
The pits were filled with dirt and the Gauls got in close in tortise formation (they bunched together makng walls and a roof with their large shields) The fighting was the most fierce at the northern camp.
Date pits were found in the Royal Cemetery itself, and plant remains from other Mesopotamian sites include date pits as well as wood of the palm.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Pits Speed Limit is 10 MPH any driver exceeding this limit in the pits or staging lanes will be disqualified.
The pits are full of funny cars and the adrenalin starts to flow as the teams warm the cars and the minutes pass: soon these devices will be off the jackstands and on the asphalt.
Inspection pits were a common sight in and around the locomotive shed during the steam era, and are still a feature in modern servicing facilities toady.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Pits attract microscopic food particles and bacteria and are very prone to decay.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Pits elected to stay on the ground with the wounded Army troops.
Fire pits must be inspected by Fire Prevention Services after construction is complete and prior to burning.
 
 
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