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Topic: Please

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Mail carrier,  Bus Driver
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Travelling
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions,  Downloading MP3's,  Building websites
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Internet Marketer

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Astro-physicist

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Computer Salesman

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