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Topic: Rat Poison

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Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite food(s):

Anything with salt

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour, Geekiness

Personality:

Easily addicted

Favorite animal(s):

Mouse, Snake, Wasps

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist, Food & Wine magazine, Time magazine

Interest(s):

Chemistry

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement, Taking weight loss pills

Worst habit(s):

Taking Ecstasy, Smoking Marijuana, Taking Drugs

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Rats have even been observed eating certain so-called poisons enthusiastically, without reaching any harm.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Wild mice and rats can carry various parasites or poison and should not be used.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Rat poisons, plant foods and mothballs can be potentially harmful if ingested.
Rat Zapper 2000 The Rat Zapper is safer around children and pets than large snap traps and rat poisons.
Rats prefer communism because they sometimes run out of rat poison Rats with wings do your thing!

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Poisons used in the control of rats and mice.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Some of the frequently ingested household poisons that animals seem to find palatable are slug bait, antifreeze and rat poison.
We have imported American Rat Terriers specifically to hunt and kill rats in grain storage areas, stables and other places where the use of poisons would be inadvisable.
Rats are becoming resistant to many poisons, and as a rule they are too smart for traps.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

They are killing primarily the brown Norwegian rats in an area where poisons and any inflammatory devices would be very dangerous.

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