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Topic: Police

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  Police Department    State Police  
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  Police Car    Police Vehicles  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Mace,  Wiretap kit
Good point(s):Remorseful
Appearance:Intimidating
Bad point(s):Criminal,  Vicious
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Prison Guard,  Private Detective
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"A man is known by the company he keeps"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Twenty police officers were injured and seven protesters arrested in the clashes.
No Police Officer shall be discriminated against because of his or her refusal to affiliate with the ASSOCIATION or because of membership or affiliation with another labor organization.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Stanford Police Department is a nine officer force that meets or exceeds the requirements of the Kentucky Department of Criminal Justice standards.
Police said future public demonstrations and political processions should take different routes outside the central business areas because processions within town centre areas required a lot of police officers to provide security, which the Police Force did not have.
Police Officers in uniform assignments will be given a voucher redeemable for the authorized amount at any uniform or equipment vendor.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Many police officers have taken immense risks by infiltrating the group during the past two years and gathering intelligence on its plans.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

All police officers in any jurisdiction would love to carry out their duties without having to carry personal protection weapons.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

It was somewhat gratifying when I spoke with officers at police departments near Scott AFB and a consensus surfaced that the statement by Scott personnel regarding their radar being shut down and no longer in use was false.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Police officers from the Sexual Assault Unit perform the task of taking possession of victim's clothing and receiving any forensic specimens obtained at the medical examination.
Police have filed charges against a man involved in a disturbance at a flea market in which a police officer was injured and another unidentified man was shot and killed by police.
The police officer who interviewed defendant advised defendant of his Miranda rights and defendant understood them.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Were police officers present for a reason other than voting or preserving the peace at the request of the election officials?
 
 
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