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Topic: State Police

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Wiretap kit
Appearance:Intimidating
Good point(s):Remorseful
Bad point(s):Criminal
Politics:Republican,  Democrat
Dream job(s):Police Officer,  Private Detective,  Prison Guard
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Army uniforms
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Membership(s):Girl guides
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"A man is known by the company he keeps"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The police are as fundamental to municipal politics as the military industrial complex is to national politics in the United States.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

States Maryland police employees MAY NOT enforce more stringent Federal Regulations against persons approved under Maryland regulations.
Limestone Police Officers are responsible for the Public Safety and enforcement of Maine State Law in the town of Limestone and on the Loring Commerce Centre.
States awarded the remaining $14 million to state police departments that provide law enforcement services to units of local government.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The state police are upgrading their firepower with military-style semiautomatic rifles that will be issued to each trooper and field supervisor.
Illinois State Police officers fired several large rubber bullets at her from a grenade launcher, striking her several times.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

It is not unusual to see the State Police or Highway Patrol poking around trucks at weigh stations or rest stops.
A State Police Officer is sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers.
State police or the highway patrol should be checked for regulations concerning the use and equipment of motor vehicles.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

University Police Officers have the same authority as any Municipal or State Police Officer to enforce all criminal and motor vehicle statutes of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
Whether you are stopped by a police officer, state highway patrol trooper or a county sheriff deputy, you can help to create a more professional atmosphere at the stop by cooperating.
Stafford is served by a Resident Trooper police operation utilizing local police officers and State police supervision.
 
 
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From:
Mcburrows
2005-02-17 14:17:44
Is there a new law dealing with road blocks, in the State of Michigan
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