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Topic: West Virginia State Police

Vital Stats

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Most admires:

Vladimir Putin, Helen Keller, Shimon Peres

Good point(s):

Remorseful, Hard-working

Bad point(s):

Vicious, Criminal

Currently has on their coffee table:

Economist

Dream job(s):

Police Officer, Prison Guard, Tax Collector

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite activity(s):

Studying

Favorite great leader(s):

Ataturk

Favorite movie(s):

Full Metal Jacket

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He is an instructor at the West Virginia State Police Academy and past President of the Charleston Community Housing Resource Board.
West Virginia News State Police pension switch sought Retirement board wants

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Sergeant John Casto of the West Virginia State Police, told the truckers that their driving records were professional.
West bound I66 Engine Company Crew waiting to be released by Virginia State Police.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

In West Virginia, dozens of convictions have been thrown out because Fred Zain, a state police forensic expert, falsified test results.
In West Virginia, the State Police has 679 approved positions for troopers -- but only 565 troopers on the payroll.
Deputy Fraley graduated from the West Virginia State Police Academy and has been with the Mineral County Sheriff's Department since 1995.

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