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Topic: Pop up windows

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Vacuum cleaner, Windows computer, Caravan

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

The Muppets

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite actor(s):

John Candy

Favorite food(s):

Candy, Cookies

Favorite computer game(s):

Minesweeper, PacMan

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ, Building websites

Listens to:

Louis Armstrong, George Michael, Savage Garden

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Pop-up help windows and online documentation are easily created by users who have no programming knowledge.
Pop-up windows prompt the user for all the information necessary to specify the details of each component as it is specified.
Windows GUI program that checks for the availability of POP mail.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Such pop up selection windows have been redesigned to present the user with a search facility if the number of records to be presented to the user exceeds 5000.
Windows pops up the dialog when we create the AVI file, so you have to manually choose the codec.
The POP UP WINDOWS and STUDY GUIDE LINKS are the gateway to the interactive pathways of our homoeopathic library.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Windows users should right click the link and choose "Open in new window" from the menu that pops up.
If a window pops up asking if you wish to restart, click the dot next to APPLY CHANGES WITHOUT RESTARTING and click OK.
Prompt: a window pops up asking for the line of text to be placed within the tags.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Pop-up windows are available for additional product information and product images.
Pop up windows are allowed but must have a viewable area of 600 width x 400 height and include all the window navigation bars.
Pops up the Mount Physical Disks window to let you select real disk devices to mount.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'pop window' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)

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