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Topic: Portland Public Schools

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Taking IQ tests
Appearance:Intimidating
Interest(s):Computers,  Sex education,  Business
Likes to wear:School uniform
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Bus Driver,  President of the United States
Favorite destination(s):United States of America
Education:Junior High School,  Elementary school,  Post-graduate
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Winning the lottery
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Portland Public Schools is reducing its General Fund budget by $40 million.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 Portland Public Schools reserves the right to refuse requests for administering medications to students if any of the criteria outlined above are not met.
Portland Public Schools reserves the right to monitor all computer and Internet activity by employees.
Portland Public Schools may also take other disciplinary action in such circumstances.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

 The Portland Public Schools Head Start committee developed a philosophy statement to guide any use of technology in the classroom.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

 Portland Public Schools and her two supervisors, just as we remember trials of O.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

 Portland Public Schools Head Start has five sites in North, Northeast and Southeast Portland.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

 Portland Public Schools offers a variety of choices in school programs that respond to the needs and interests of young children and their parents.
 
 
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