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Topic: Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma, Positive outlook

Bad point(s):

Pessimistic

Personality:

Suicidal, Depressive, Insane

Currently has on their coffee table:

Time magazine

Politics:

Feminist, Religious right

Dream job(s):

Social worker

Favorite activity(s):

Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Interest(s):

Sex education, Psychology

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Approaching psychosis, Family history of schizophrenia, Has cancer

Favorite quote(s):

"Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd." - William Congreve (1670-1729)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Disorders of Extreme Stress following warzone military trauma: Associated features of post traumatic stress disorder or comorbid syndrome?
Rowe began suffering from battered woman�s syndrome, post-traumatic stress disorder and anxiety attacks.
Her psychologist diagnoses her with post-traumatic stress syndrome, chronic pain, and major depression.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Analyzing them in conventional ways produced an ill-defined picture and diagnoses such as chronic fatigue syndrome or post-traumatic stress disorder.
Have you been diagnosed with anxiety panic attack , post-traumatic stress syndrome , or generalized anxiety disorder?
As education and nurturing were almost completely disrupted, many children suffered post-traumatic stress disorder syndrome.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

If you follow veteran's affairs, you've probably heard of health problems related to post-traumatic stress disorder, Agent Orange and Gulf War syndrome.

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