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Topic: United States Postal Service

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Stamp collecting

Favorite food(s):

Cookies, Seafood, Rations

Interest(s):

Numerology

Currently has on their coffee table:

Playboy magazine, FHM magazine, Cat Fancy magazine

Favorite movie(s):

Jaws

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap, Hawaiian shirts

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The United States Postal Service and LanLogistics, a subsidiary of LanChile Airlines announced a new partnership created to enhance trade in the Americas.
We are recognized by the United States Postal Service as CASS Certified suppliers of presort.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are continuing our quest with the United States Postal Service via the guidelines and criteria for determining eligibility of subjects for commemoration on U.
United States Postal Service - The federal office which provides mail delivery to individuals and businesses within the United States.
The United States Postal Service (USPS) provides information to help personnel identify suspicious packages.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

United States Postal Service Honors Connie Mack�s 1902 Championship Team, click here for details.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

United States Postal Service --Rates, fees, zip lookup, stamps, tracking.
United States Postal Service Track mail, check postage rates, and purchase supplies and business forms.
We use United States Postal Service Express Mail or Global Priority Service for fast and reliable delivery to our international customers.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The United States Postal Service finds itself an unfortunate casualty in the terrorists' crusade to destroy America.
The United States Postal Service honored Tesla with a commemorative stamp in 1983.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Address validation is a free service that the United States Postal Service offers at its web site or you can subscribe to the USPS database from multiple vendors.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
Vicky Cupit
2004-11-29 15:45:14

How do we get our local post office to comply with the Federal Law for Handicapped parking.

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