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Topic: US Postal Service

Related:
  Service    Postal  
  United States Postal Service    United States Postal Service  
  US Forest Service    US Fish and Wildlife Service  
  US Secret Service    US National Weather Service  
  US Customs Service    US Postal Code  
  US Postal Service Zip Code    Us Food Service  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pokemon cards,  DVD player
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting
Favorite food(s):Cookies,  Seafood,  Rations
Currently has on their coffee table:Playboy magazine,  Cup of coffee,  FHM magazine
Favorite movie(s):Jaws
Likes to wear:Hawaiian shirts,  Baseball cap,  Bangles
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Dream job(s):Mail carrier
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

US Postal Service Refuses to Participate in 'TIPS' A small victory against the coming Stalinism.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The US Postal Service to begin environmental testing at 200 postal facilities along the East Coast.
Postal Service has informed us that ALL shipping methods are currently experiencing security-related delays.
The US Postal Service imposes weight and size limitations on shipments to some locations.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The Postal Services strategy of throwing us a bone and hoping that the pressure will die down seems to be working for them!
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Due to US Postal Service requirements, Fuel orders as well as quart cans of SIG Dope and Thinner will be shipped via UPS Ground to residences.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Delivery made by US Postal Service via Priority Mail Service shipped with 3 days of receipt of payment.
Orders shipped via US Priority Mail will take 2 to 4 days however the transit time is not guaranteed by the US Postal Service.
All orders are shipped via US Postal Service Express Mail within 24 hours of receipt.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

US Postal Service issues Muslim holiday stamp that spells 'DIE' backwards.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

US Postal Service Inspection Service logo and letterhead design included.
CM is shipped via the US Postal Service.
 
 
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